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You’re Gonna LOVE My SEM-WOW & Slap-Call

Posted by Michael Rowland on Apr 2, 2009

Hi, its Manimal with Solid Cactus. Your gonna be in a great mood all day cause you’re gonna be clicking your troubles away with SEM-WOW. You will be saying “WOW” every time you use Solid Cactus SEM. We got PPC, SEO, Email and Affiliate Marketing. A lesser company doesn’t work for you like Solid Cactus [...]

The 80’s, Flavor Flav, Bowl Cuts & SEM

Posted by Michael Rowland on Mar 24, 2009

It must be that time again…Manimal hears the Fanimals chanting his name, he sees the young ladies fainting and the poster board signs asking for another blog post…Well, Manimal will not disappoint, so tell your husband/wife or significant other to join you (just don’t ask both, because that can get awkward.) and enjoy the Maniacal [...]

THE BRANDING OF CHOPPER

Posted by Michael Rowland on Mar 18, 2009

Hello my Fanimals, Manimal is back to massage your mind with musings of marketing madness! Manimal read something yesterday that had me thinking. Our Commander in Chief, Scott “Sandman” Sanfilippo (Sandman because he is putting the competition to bed) wrote a blog about who/what Solid Cactus is. Somebody had noticed the regularity of the Solid [...]

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Reppin’ Yo ‘Hood

Posted by Michael Rowland on Mar 11, 2009

Attention on Deck! It is I, Mike “Manimal” Rowland, back with more PPC knowledge for my Fanimals! At ease–sit back and have a pen handy, because you never know when I am going to drop a gem like a thief with no thumbs…Now that spring is here, I must say I am feeling fine like [...]

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The World’s Oldest Profession…

Posted by Michael Rowland on Dec 22, 2008

Ah yes, it is Christmas time. The time of the year we reflect on events of the year, battle mall traffic and exchange gifts in the hopes we get something cooler than a Chia Pet. Man, I love the holidays! However, something has been brought to my attention..Although I am a Senior Marketing Manager here [...]

The South American Donkey Wrestling Federation

Posted by Michael Rowland on Nov 25, 2008

Ah yes, the winter months are upon us. Having shorter daylight hours and much colder weather (where is Global Warming when you need it?) can only mean a few things..1)higher heating bills 2) I can start “accidentally” letting my dogs out the front door when Christmas Carolers come around and 3) the all important Holiday [...]

Zombies and The Chainsaw Of Justice

Posted by Michael Rowland on Oct 31, 2008

It was cold last night, as I sat motionless in the shadows, covered in camouflage, waiting for mischievous teenagers to t.p. my house on Mischief Night. At about 11p.m., I noticed movement out of the corner of my eye. Something big and hairy, about 8 ft tall, was coming at me and it was angry. [...]

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Hallelujah! I Have Seen The Light!

Posted by Michael Rowland on Oct 28, 2008

I have had a change of heart. That’s right, your favorite hardcore, beer sipping Marine blogger has seen the light. I am no longer going to be the aggressive, yet incredibly good looking blogger you all have come to know and love. A colleague (and good friend) of mine wrote a blog pointing out the [...]

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The Only “Green” On Halloween Should Be Yoda & The Hulk

Posted by Michael Rowland on Oct 23, 2008

Today I rolled out of bed, walked out to the living room to soak up the last remaining heat from last night’s fire in which I used entirely too much rare wood (from which I cut down in the woods where Bambi plays), before I hopped in the shower to use up about 200 gallons [...]

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Santa is not going to wait for you!

Posted by Michael Rowland on Oct 13, 2008

Christmas is right around the corner and you better have a plan of action! Now is the time to start adjusting you PPC strategy, not December 1st. People who shop for Christmas start early (with the exception of some of us Old School guys–see you at Walmart December 24th) and now is the time to [...]

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