You’re Gonna LOVE My SEM-WOW & Slap-Call

Hi, its Manimal with Solid Cactus. Your gonna be in a great mood all day cause you’re gonna be clicking your troubles away with SEM-WOW. You will be saying “WOW” every time you use Solid Cactus SEM. We got PPC, SEO, Email and Affiliate Marketing. A lesser company doesn’t work for you like Solid Cactus SEM-WOW–we work like a partnership! SEM-WOW works from your laptop, the PC, the I-Phone–SEM-WOW can return up to 20 times your ad spend*!

Now look, you already have an e-commerce site; and with SEM-WOW you can boost your sales while freeing up time for yourself. One call to Solid Cactus and you got PPC. Two calls and you get SEO in a second. Now imagine this coupled with Affiliate Marketing–the more services you add, the more money you make and you don’t have to switch hosting platforms!

Now you love making money, but you hate computers. You know you hate computers, thats why it took you so long to upgrade from DOS. Now make that one call–BOOM! You have PPC. Now I love PPC, but once in awhile you have to get your organic rankings up; at least throw some SEO on top of your PPC.

You’re gonna change your marketing habits. Money, power, success–the stuff we want–15 minutes. Thats it, a 10-15 minute call to Jeff Sipler and your done.

Your ads look boring. Stop having boring ads; stop having a boring site. Add our SEM-WOW pros to your marketing efforts and *CLICK!*–you now you have fresh, targeted and motivated online marketing strategy! Imagine that, you’re gonna have an exciting site now. SEM-WOW will create a superior marketing strategy for your site; no hidden fees, cutting edge technology and really ridiculously good-looking people. We are located in Shavertown, PA. and you know those Pennsylvanians always make good stuff.

Why do you want to work twice as hard? We handle your bids and budgets and don’t forget it is YOUR money. Ad copy, blogs, links–you let us do all the heavy lifting and you count your coin. Fortune 500 companies–use SEM-WOW to roll in the dough. First timers, too! Moms, dads, your Aunt Suzy, that ugly-looking dog down the street–all use SEM-WOW to sell their products. No e-commerce store can afford NOT to have SEM-WOW!

Now re-evaluate your online marketing. One call, you add the PPC, you add the SEO. And what you can do is mix things together–add the Call Center Services and you are going to love computers again. You don’t have time to handle your marketing effectively. I hear your phones ringing and your kids crying. Get back to living, get back to being profitable–get your SEM-WOW now!

You’re gonna love my marketing. Google, Yahoo, MSN… SEM-WOW comes with 24-hr support so you never have to worry. Call us, email us–so easy *CLICK!*–one finger; if you can type or dial with one finger then you can certainly pick up the phone with your hand. So easy, kids can do it (if under 18, get your parents permission).

You know what they charge at those other places?? You might as well sign over your first-born. SEM-WOW works with any budget. Hey, add a site re-design if you want; at Solid Cactus, we do it all for less. Stop throwing your money away!

Manimal knows you are going nuts, but what about Call Center Services? Full service, baby. And we are talking about 100% scalability. Might as well call it Slap-Call, cause your momma would slap you if you passed up on a service like this! Our Slap-Call reps are so highly trained in customer service that they might as well be Special Forces. You follow me here, blog-reader? I’m talking about a virtual office here–they will even write personalized, daily emails on your behalf to your customers!!!

Online Marketing is so full of pitiful companies that it is making you cry, making Manimal cry. Life is already hard enough. You don’t want to cry anymore. Pick up the phone and do yourself a favor and order SEM-WOW and Slap-Call. You dial like this: 8-8-8-3-6-1-9-8-1-4. Easy. People, we are gonna make your site profitable again, one click at a time!

Now here’s the deal: When you order SEM-WOW or Slap-Call, we are going to give you the full Solid Cactus Experience. Comes with professionalism, personality and pretty people. It doesn’t matter what you sell; fettuccini, linguini, martini, bikini…You have two options–procrastinate and fail or *CLICK!*–join the 21st century. Tell your friends. Forward this blog. Pass it around your office. You are gonna love us. Call Jeff Sipler now for a custom, no-hassle quote. But if you call now, within the next 24hrs (you know I can’t do this all day), you are going to get the Solid Cactus Experience and a signed 8.5 x 11 photo of the legendary Manimal. Tell ‘em Manimal sent you. Thats SEM-WOW and Slap-Call; here’s how to order!!

**Not Affiliated with that blonde dude on T.V. and not affiliated with Slap-Chop or ShamWow! Individual results may vary!