The World’s Oldest Profession…

Ah yes, it is Christmas time. The time of the year we reflect on events of the year, battle mall traffic and exchange gifts in the hopes we get something cooler than a Chia Pet. Man, I love the holidays! However, something has been brought to my attention..Although I am a Senior Marketing Manager here at Solid Cactus, I recently found out that I am a worker in the world’s oldest profession! And not the one you are thinking of, you nasty individual! I am talking about computers! Scientists have found a 2,000 year old computer…Even the Romans were down with computers! I wonder if they had the Geek Squad rolling around in chariots, fixing people’s computers…So next time someone asks you if you are a Mac or PC, you tell them you are from the old-school, you are an Archimedes 2000!!!!